I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this.
wait hold the fuck up who in harry potter was named doge
- Don’t be poor
- Don’t be a single parent
- Don’t have a disability
- Don’t be queer
- Don’t be Indigenous
- Don’t be on the minimum wage
- Don’t have a family
- Don’t go to school
- Don’t be old
- Don’t be sick
- Don’t think too deeply, too loudly, or…
this is the most random ensemble of people i have ever witnessed in 21 years that i have been on this planet
Anonymous said: why do australians drink so much alcohol..
to forget that tony abbott is essentially in control of our lives
GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE MESCALINE?
<I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS>
ARE YOU THIRSTY? I’VE MADE SOME NICE HERBAL TEA.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
<THERE IS NOTHING AFTER DEATH>
can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.
what the fuck does he want now