keyboardpubes: I bought a Stable Table because I am 78 years old and I like eating in front of the television. I used it for the first time tonight and while it definitely did assist with dinner, I felt a downward pressure on my self esteem as a direct result of its functional presence in my house.

keyboardpubes:

I bought a Stable Table because I am 78 years old and I like eating in front of the television.

I used it for the first time tonight and while it definitely did assist with dinner, I felt a downward pressure on my self esteem as a direct result of its functional presence in my house.